A couple of recipes I invented

Dirty Gator (drink recipe)
Vodka or Gin
Olives with brine
Lime flavored Gatorade

1) Put some large ice cubes in a bucket glass
2) Pour in one shot (1.5 oz) vodka or gin
3) Add 1/2 tablespoon of olive brine
4) Add Lime Gatorade to the top
5) Garnish with an olive or two

Whitey Omelet (sounds smarmy but tastes good)
4 egg whites
one premium all-beef hot dog
1/4 cup velveta cheese
Ketchup

Slice up hot dog and brown in an omelet pan or cook in the microwave for 45 seconds. Spray clean omelet pan with canola oil spray. Pour egg whites in. As soon as they begin to cook on the bottom, add hot dogs and cheese. Flip and turn omelet to fully cook the egg. Garnish with ketchup.